I've never seen a kiwi that is fresh
I've only found a rotten one and I ate it
And now I'm gonna go undress
 [bad word] around the town, while punching zombies

But now my guy's like, I am hungry, and I'm really thirsty
I feel worn-out, and I feel queasy
We don't care, we're driving vehicles in our dreams
But everybody's like licking batteries, drinking disinfectant
Middle finger, bunnies sound like zombies
We don't care, we're finding t-shirts everywhere

And we're gonna play DayZ
And we're gonna have fun
This kind of game is just for us
Even with all of the bugs
Because it's still in alpha
We can call it DayZ
And Rocket I'll play
We're gonna play your awesome game

My group and I - we want the loot
We count our bullets on the way to Cherno
And everyone who knows us knows that we're not bandits
We [bad word] to kill you

But all the loot's like rotten apple, orange and banana
Cans of tuna, but no can opener
We don't care, I mean we just wanna play DayZ
But all the bandit's like don't move, hands up, we don't wanna hurt you
Hand cuffed, beaten, force fed disinfectant
We don't care, we're finding bandits everywhere

And we're gonna play DayZ
And we're gonna have fun
This kind of game is just for us
Even with all of the bugs
Because it's still in alpha
We can call it DayZ
And Rocket I'll play
We're gonna play your awesome game