[Uncle Dolamite] [bad word] on over hunnie 
and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss 
[*kissing Sounds*] 
well what you want baby? 

[Baby] 
Would you tell me a story? 

[Uncle Dolamite] 
You want me to tell you a story? 

[Baby]  [bad word] yeah! 

[Other Baby] 
Me too! 

[Uncle Dolamite] 
Yes Hunnie I’m a tell you a story 
about the bad [bad word] Eazy 
he was drinkin’ whisky and gin at the age of three 
listen and listen well 
he’s a bad Muthafu- 

[Mother] 
Gimmie that god [bad word] book! 
here let me read you this one 
Chrismas [bad word] 
it was a silent night, yes a holy night 
until Mr. Claus turned into Santa [bad word]  right? 

[Carolers] 
Deck the halls with balls of holy 
fa la la la la la la la la 
tis the season to be jolly.... 

[Eazy-E] 
Merry Chrismas [bad word]  
[*Gun Shots*] 
Merry [bad word]  Chrismas and a ho ho ho! 
while I’m ridin’ that cot under the missle toe 
now dashin’ through the snow 
in a candy right top 6-4 
over the hills I go 
laughin’ at this hoe 
nuts on rich and rings 
makin’ me feel right 
oh what fun it is to know 
that I’m gonna get this [bad word] tonight 
so ring them bells, ring them bells 
shes takin’ it all the way 
oh what fun it is to watch her suck my [bad word] this way 
hey ring them bells, ring them bells 
shes takin’ it all the way 
oh what fun it is to nut, while she’s suckin’ my [bad word] 
oh yay! 
tis the season to get busy [bad word] crime lick 
and I’m smokin’ on this stick. 

[Santa] 
Ho ho [bad word] sit on my face 
I’m mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas 
ho ho. 

[Menajahtwa] 
I want a slay ride 
a cd player 
a [bad word] 
??? and I’m gonna [bad word] 
a VCR ???? some porno flicks [bad word] the red nose reindeer 
??? like a everlastin’ gobstoper 
??? poppa 
I dig a ho 
crack a dough 
by the nuts oh 
???? [bad word]  in tha snow 
I made him drop to his knees 
yeah you know whats up 
I said heres some candy canes eat’em up 
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree. 

[] 
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth 
my two front teeth, my two front teeth 
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth 
yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat. 

[Buck wheat] 
Buck wheat is a waskal 
thats no Chrismas 
and all the toys, boys and girls  [bad word] ya wishes 
I got happy over joy in this [bad word] 
no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka 
??? when I was young I was the only kid 
who had enough guts to be 
good ole hearin’ on the East 
I’d stay awake just to let america know 
that Santa was a fake 
I used to believe in Saint [bad word] when Elvis was alive 
but all the [bad word]  [bad word] got played when I was five 
years oh just stay young, bold datin’ 
singin’ Silent Night Carolin’ Recietin’ 
now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath 
I got my two front teeth 
uncle Eazy be the ???? 
just spread me a leaf 
little kids don’t cry 
when you find out the Santa Claus is just a [bad word]  lye. 

[Eazy-E] 
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me 
three pounds of indo 
two birds of cocaine 
and a [bad word]  K [bad word]  

[] 
Eazy-oh Eazy-
show us how you treat those [bad word] 
I saw mommy [bad word]  Eazy-E. 

[Eazy-E] 
close the door little [bad word] 
I’m gettin’ these draws. 

[] 
I’m a tell my daddy if ya [bad word] don’t stop. 

[Eazy-E] 
I don’t give a [bad word] 
I’m gettin’ chrismas caught 
ho ho ho and away I go. 

[] 
Oh Saint Nick got a [bad word] like a ho 
well wheres this ???? 

[Eazy-E] 
Shut the [bad word] up [bad word] 
and go back to sleep. 

Yo black what you want for Christmas? 
yo black I want a job 
??? corn on the cob 
but a [bad word] will eat them chicken, and 
chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food 
whos climbin’ in my window 
smokin’ up indo 
my carin’ an