Half baked ideas of attack
 Hit Lawrie Rimillard's back
 salvo of doughnuts was thrown
 She bought up five or six plots
 The place where their father rots
 Now put her box next to his
 The Mariana Trench
 Perceived as just half an inch
 They sink that low every day
 Amendments to the contract
 This clause just might counteract
 The foregoing heretofore
 How many ounces of cut
 Needed to turn a profit
 That's elementary math
 If you like shooting up crack
 And catching all kinds of flak
 You'll lead an interesting life
 Now safe  is all the rage
 Read it on every page
 Buy yourself some new balloons
 There's bags of lettuce to eat
 My socks are shoes for my feet
 Hey can you loan me a dime?
 The [bad word] eat tuna eyeballs
 And play with godzilla dolls
 And kick our business asses
 It's group streptococcus
 On which we need to focus
 It killed 12 Limies this year
 I've had a very bad day
 I blew my family away
 The neighbours say that i'm weird
 That [bad word] toilet won't flush
 It's full of paper and mush
 The plumber's [bad word] is his face
 Too bad about the fire
 Too bad about the fire
 Too bad about the fire
 Too bad about the fire
 Too bad about the fire