Spawned on a beach, I can see the squids go derp mode,
And I feel that it is time, it is time to lock and load -
For all the crazyness outside, in the middle of the nowhere,
Where all the crazy monsters hide, negative advise to go there.

But I crave the feeling to go out and kill,
- Whatever dude, be my guest to die.
It's a blood moon; it's the night blood must spill.
- Ah shut up, you'll never be the man your mom is.

Step by step, block by block,
Sneaking up around the clock,
Feel the urge to let myself go wild...
'Cause I kill all day, I kill all night,
Crafting gear ready to fight,
Lighting trees and fireworks for the world to see!
Mining ores, click by click,
Wrecking redstone with my pick,
Feeling good don't want to stop with playing this game!

Uh oh! It's HOJ on the down-low,
Ya better know that I'm never gonna rap slow,
Just a click and I'm swinging in attack mode, [bad word] off and ya hurt, where ya at bro?
Minecraft is the game for me,
When I play it I don't sleep a wink,
I get stuck on my farm just breeding sheep,
I got stacks on stacks on stacks of wheat,
Yea and I'm never gonna stop, no,
That's right I got the game in a chokehold
Beast mode - no cheat code,
Live in the ice, baby ice ice biome,
Live where I want, build my freakin' dream home ,
Build it right, never placing these wrong,
In the jungle good enough for KingKong,
It gets dark better know I'll be gone!
Yea, yo, who that there?
Knocking on my door zombie you out there?
Built it outta iron I ain't even scared,
Zombies better know the boy is gonna be prepared,
I got a sword do you even care,
I see the skellies and the creepers ther,e
Open the door do I even dare?
You know I better 'cause the cupboards bare!

'Cause I kill all day, I kill all night,
Crafting gear ready to fight,
Lighting trees and fireworks for the world to see!
Mining ores, click by click,
Wrecking redstone with my pick,
Feeling good don't want to stop with playing this game!

Yea! You know your boy is back!
Man Phantaboulous the beat is whack!
Minecraft is the best, yea I'm meaning that!
Just killed a creeper yea man I needed that!
Uh, can't stop, won't [bad word] on now!
Let the beat drop while you watch my pick drop!
I'm just best how many times I gotta say it now?
Got the game that's making all the hearts stop!
Yea it's H-O-J forever,
When you think I'm stopping? - I'm calling never!
As long as my lines are clever,
I'ma be best the Minecraft rapper ever!
Yea, parodies ain't all we got!
Phanta and me, we on the top!
New [bad word] man watch it drop,
This game is crazy, we can't ever stop!