I am pretty
I so pretty
I am pretty and witty and bright
And I pity
Any guy who isn't me at night

I am charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel

And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real

See the pretty guy in that mirror there?
What mirror? Where? 
Who is that pretty face?
Oh it's me!
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty suit 
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty meeee!

I am stunning 
And entrancing
Feel [bad word] And dancing for joy
For I'm such a perfect wonderful boy