God bless all policemen and fighters of crime
The thieves go to jail for a very long time
They had a hard day helping clean up the town
They hang from the mantle these both upside down
glass of warm blood and then straight up the stairs...
Batman and Robin are saying the hurse...

(Batman & Robin:)
God bless Superman and Superwoman!
Aquaman and Aquawoman!
Ironman and Ironwoman!
Spiderman and Spiderwoman!
Plasticman and Plasticwoman!
Crazyman an-

(Robin:)
be -be -batman..

(Batman:)
Yes Robin?

(Robin:)
Was there ever a Batwoman?

(Batman:)
There was once, boy wonder, a long time back.

(Robin:)
Where is she now?

(Batman:)
I'm afraid she's no longer with us...

(Robin:)
Oh...you mean...?

(Batman:)
Yes, she up there in the great balthory up there in the sky...

(Robin:)
Holy sti-batwoman...what happened?

(Batman:)
She rather foolishly got in the way of the Batmobile.

(Robin:)
Suicide?

(Batman:)
Batricide...

(Robin:)
Gosh, why didn't I think of that?
They locked all the doors and they put out the bat
*MEOW!*
They put on the bat-jarmers
*We like doing that!*
Filled the bat-waterbottles, made the bat-beds
With 2 springy bat-rasses for sleepy bat-heads
They're closing their eyes and they're counting black sheep...
Batman and Robin are falling asleep...

(door opens)

(Robin:)
W-where are you going Batman?

(Batman:)
The bedroom!

(Robin:)
Holyluya!

(door closes)