What will we do with a [bad word] sailor? (3x)
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises (3x)
Early in the morning!

Traditional verses:
1. Put him in the long boat till he's sober,
2. Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.
3. Shave his belly with [bad word] razor.
4. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter.

Additional verses:
5. Beat him with a cat 'til his back is bleedin'
6. Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
7. [bad word] him up with [bad word] #39; bowline.
8. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
9. Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster.
10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down,
11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under,
12. Soak 'im in oil 'til he sprouts a flipper.
13. Put him in the guard room 'til he's sober.
14. That's what we'll do with the [bad word] sailor.

Variations:
1+. Keep him there and make 'im bale 'er.
2a. Pull out the plug and wet him all over,
3a. Shave his balls with [bad word] razor.
4a. Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end.
6a. Heave 'im by the leg with [bad word] #39; bowline.