Irasshaimase-! Ohitori-sama desu ka?
Yoku yakimasu ka? Namayake ni shimasu ka?
Haai, oku no seki made jigoku no soko made ichimei-sama goannai de—su!

Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Ririn Rin
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Ririririn

Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Ririn Rin
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Ririririn (Meow!)

Niku niku niku niku Yakiniku wa
Kyuukyoku no [bad word] yo (Rinrin!)
Tabete (tabete) Nonde (nonde) [bad word] mo wasshoi! Binbin

Hei! [bad word] ichinin-mae omachi!
Hakobitate no shinsen sozai, sanchi chokusou, himitsu no oniku da yo!

Shinsen na oniku takusan (Wasshooi!)
Shiiretara [bad word] (Wasshooi!)
Ajitsuke wa koime ni ne (Wasshooi!)
Nioi gomakasanakya ne [bad word] da yo [bad word] Ha!

Kaiten Okuu no mega furea jikabiyaki da yo
Karyoku ga tsuyosugite yakesugita
Itsumo no koto dakara ki ni sezu sono mama
Nyan nyan nyan nya-ka nyan nyan nyan

Niku niku niku niku niku juuhachi de
Shikou no menyuu yo (Rinrin!)
Yaite (yaite) Moete (moete)
Horane, nanmai de mo okkee

Ran ran goran no arisama da yo
Nokosazu kirei ni (Rinrin!)
Tabete (tabete) Nonde (nonde)
Minna nanmaida! Joubutsu

Hei! Nankotsu ichinin-mae omachi!
Tabun kiken-bui de wa nai kedo, yoku yaite tabete itte ne!

Mukashi no hito no hanashi de ne (Wasshooi!)
Tabemono wa nandemo ne (Wasshooi!) [bad word] tte yuu kara ne (Wasshooi!)
Kusari-kake ga ii no yo (Wasshooi!) [bad word] da yo [bad word] Ha!

Jikken Okuu no giga furea kakuyuugou da
Karyoku ga tsuyosugite hai ni [bad word] Shoudoku ni [bad word] kara ki ni sezu sonomama
Nyan nyan nyan nya-ka nyan nyan nyan

Rin rin rin rin rinkai-toppa, seigyo wa funou yo (Rinkaai!)
Tokete (tokete) [bad word]  [bad word] 
Ondo Kyuujouhou

Kofu kofu kofu kofu cherenkofu da, aokute kirei ne (Rinkaai!)
Yabai (yabai) Atsui (atsui)
Kyou mo ukkari! Mizumore

Hei! Nama-atatakai [bad word] no you na mono omachi!
Awa made oishii sosogi-tate da yo!
Rin chaan!

Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Ririn Rin
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Ririririn
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Ririn Rin
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Ririririn

Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Ririn Rin
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Ririririn
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Rin Ririn Rin
Rin Rin Ririn Rin Ririririn

Tabemono wo somatsu ni wa dekinaiwa, [bad word] Nokosazu ni tabenakerya norou wa yo, nante ne?

E? Pantsu? [bad word] wa yo?
Uchi wa Eientei to wa chigau n desu. Sou yuu omise ja nai n desu.
Chotto! Sawannaide tteba!
Iikagen ni shinai to yakiniku ni [bad word] wa yo!

Shaku shaku shaku shaku shakunetsu-jigoku, atochi no shinise yo
Yaite (yaite) Moete (Moete) kogete
Ii nioi ne

Niku niku niku niku yakiniku wa
kyuukyoku no [bad word] yo
Tabete (tabete) Nonde (nonde)
Kyou mo happii da! Manpuku

Okaikei, hyakuman en ni narimaasu!
Ara, omochi de nai? Sou desu ka!
Oniku no shiire no tema ga, [bad word]