Show me the money, Show me the cash,
Give me the green, bust open your stash,
Gimme a penny, a dollar, a cent – 
I don’t mind, I don’t care - I just wanna get paid!

All you poor and starved gather round and see
For tonight we’re celebrating free economy
Guided and enlightened by the invisible hand
We’re reaping, sowing and digging our land
Rolling in the dough for the sweet embrace of gold
For without the warmth of currency a wallet gets cold
famous man once told me in the [bad word] we're dead
Live with the present – carpe diem, friend!
Now… (1-2-3-4!)

Show me the money, Show me the cash,
Give me the green – bust open your stash.
Give me a penny, a dollar, a cent – 
I don’t mind, I don’t care - I just wanna get paid!

I wish I had a quarter every time I heard
Patience is a virtue - thank god that you’ve got
sun above your head and ground beneath your feet,
Air in your pockets that’s all riches you need.
This may hold [bad word] for someone but I’m a different kind
Milk of human kindness in me has [bad word] dry
Love just doesn’t pay – mark my words on it, honey
I’m doing business for dinero, so show me the money!

Show me the money, Show me the cash,
Give me the green – bust open your stash.
Give me a penny, a dollar, a cent – 
I don’t mind, I don’t care - I just wanna get paid!

*The money shot solo*
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, 
Rags to riches, [bad word] lust,
Flashing epiphanies, enigmatic words
Ancient wisdom, profits and loss
Holy scriptures, faith in the arcane
Hope for the outer, disdain for mundane.
Sensations overwhelming, frightening, scary
All this rambling is making me wary
inhale boom-boom-boom

Show me the money – show me it all!
And once I’ve seen it you know I’ll want more
Show me the cash – oh please let me touch it,
This feeling on my fingers makes me hot and excited
Can you smell it? Well neither can I,
That’s what the romans taught us this insatiable drive
Dulls the senses, eclipses sanity,
All the best things in life are never sold for free

Show. Me. MONEY.
Show. Me. CASH.
Give. Me. DOLLARS.
Give. Me. CASH.