It's like... I don't care about nothin' man
Roll another blunt... Yeah

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom... but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
(Why man?) - cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda' cheated and I coulda' passed... but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
(Why man?) - cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high...
Now I'm selling dope and I know why
(Why man?) - cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
(No you ain't!) They took my whole paycheck and I know why
Cause I got high (repeat 3X)

I wasn't [bad word] from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop... but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why
(Why?) Because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow [bad word] is pulling away and I know why
Because I got high (repeat 3X)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo' [bad word] too but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why
Because I got high (repeat 3X)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
Because I got high (repeat 3X)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why
Because I'm high (repeat 3X)

Well my name is Afroman and I'm from east Palmdale
And all the tail weed I be smokin' is bomb as [bad word] 
I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said
So all of you skins please give me more head