Passionate about the sound
Not enough mid-frequencies are to be found
Passionate about the song
Chords too obvious, coda sounds overlong
Passionate about the [bad word] his head and goes like what’s that I’ve just heard
Gotta have the allergy
To [bad word] waste of human energy

Why can’t Max just relax?

Passionate about the school
Sponsored the [bad word] of the swimming pool
Passionate about the war
Says we’ve learnt the whole curriculum of gore
Passionate about the food
Swears the GM sausages will do no good
Gotta have the odium
To this kind of sappy lifelong tedium

Why can’t Max just relax?

Passionate about the club
Dreams of lifting high the football Super Cup
Passionate about the girls
Picks a date depending on the depth of curls
Passionate about his creed
Would not sacrifice his principles indeed
Gotta have the reverence
For this lack of elemental relevance

Why can’t Max just relax?

Passionate about his wife
Prone to use his fists in the internal strife
Passionate about his kids
Like a jealous sower following his seeds
Passionate about his death
Got his schedule done until the final breath
Gotta have a charity
For this flabbergasting insularity

Why can’t Max just relax?