Old Horace
 Old Horace lives with me.
 When [bad word] home at three,
 He knocks at the door,
 He rolls on the floor,
 [bad word] to sit with me.

 He watches my TV,
 He sits right on my knee,
 He takes a nap
 Upon my lap.
 That’s where he likes to be.
 [bad word]  Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

 Old Horace drinks a lot;
 He drinks right from the pot;
 His favourite drink
 Is milk, I think;
 He likes it when it’s hot.

 He eats food from a can,
 He likes it just one way;
 It doesn’t last,
 He finishes fast,
 He eats it every day.
 [bad word]  Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

 He always catches birds,
 He doesn’t say a word.
 He looks at one
 And starts [bad word] 
 He catches it for fun.
 Old Horace isn’t short,
 Old Horace isn’t fat.
 He’s very sweet,
 He has four feet.
 Old Horace is my cat!
 [bad word]  Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.