Now, who elected you judge and jury
In the body of a beautiful girl?
And I suspect heavy gerrymandering
At the single's bar 
 
And now,
I'm a man with conversation skills,
And I'm a man with hundred dollar bills,
And just a look my direction one time,
Is all it's gonna take now
  [bad word] on, eh
Ehee-hee-ee
 
I know, you think I'm just another sucker perpetrator,
Livin' in the 213
And I don't care what you say about any of that now,
It don't matter to me, and
 
I see you drivin' the wheel in your fancy car,
You're a superstar livin' in the 310,
And I will freak you like you've never been freaked before now,
And I'm ready to go, yeah
 
Ehee-hee-ee [bad word] on 
 
Three, two, one, I'm the bomb
And I'm ready to go off in your ship,
Three, two, one, I'm the bomb
And I'm ready to go off in your ship,
Three, two, one, I'm the bomb
And I'm ready to go off,
Ready to go off, now
 
Aa-ha-haa
Aa-ha-haa
 
Hey, girl, when I'm [bad word] #39; you,
It's like nothin' else matters,
Make me wanna reach down, between my legs,
And ease the seat back
 
Ehee-hee-ee-hee
 
Three, two, one, I'm the bomb
And I'm ready to go off in your ship,
Three, two, one, I'm the bomb
And I'm ready to go off in your ship,
Three, two, one, I'm the bomb
And I'm ready to go off in your ship,
Three, two, one, I'm the bomb
And I'm ready to go off,
Ready to go off now
 
Aa-ha-haa
Aa-ha-haa
Aa-ha-haa
Aa-ha-haa