Mr. Slave: Oohoohoohoo, Jesus Christ.

Lemmiwinks journeyed a distance far and fast.
To find his way out of a [bad word] man's [bad word] 
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
But push onward, Lemmiwinks, with all of your might.

Frog King: Lemmiwinks, you [bad word] to the entrance
of the small intestine. Now you must seek out
the Sparrow Prince.

The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead.
Don't look back, Lemmiwinks, or you'll soon be dead.
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late
Slow down now and seal your fate.

Sparrow
Prince:  I am the Sparrow Prince. Long has my spirit
been trapped within this place. Before you lies
the maze of the small intestine. One path leads to the stomach,
the other to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch.
Let them be your guide.

Take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way.
There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so [bad word] 
Ahead you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within.
Freedom from the [bad word] of Doom is the treasure you will win.