Rachel:
Once there was a wicked witch in the lovely land of OZ
And a wickeder, wickeder, wickeder witch that never, ever was

Kurt:
She filled the folks in Munchkin Land with terror and with dread
Till one fine day from Kansas

Rachel and Kurt:
house fell on her head
And the coroner pronounced her:
Dead!

Rachel (Kurt):
And through the town the joyous news [bad word] The joyous news that the wicked old witch was finally done in

Ding Dong, the witch is dead (Which old witch?)
Well, uh, the wicked witch (Oh)
Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead (Oh yeah, happy day)
Wake up you sleepy head [bad word] your eyes)
Get out of that bed
Wake up, the wicked witch is dead

Rachel and Kurt:
She's gone where the goblins go below, below, below, yo ho
Let's open up and sing

Rachel:
And ring those bells out

Kurt:
Sing the news out

Rachel:
Hehehe, Ding Dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the wicked old witch is dead

Kurt:
Why, everyone's glad she took such a crownin'

Rachel:
Getting hit by a house is even worse than drownin'

Rachel and Kurt:
Let 'em know the wicked old witch is dead