Oh, slow down, put your bags in your car
How'd you get so far so fast? Was it the piece of pie I gave you?
Did all that sugar go to your head?
It's a failure [bad word]  I feel the need to set you straight

I'll try to be kind

I love you, I promise I do, forever I'll never look back
We're perfect together, hey you, I'm curious, when did I say that?
I love you, I promise I do forever I'll never look back
There's nobody better, hey you, I'm curious when did I say that?
When did I say that?

I didn't see the harm in a girl just trying to have some fun
I didn't think you'd take it so personal
I was only trying to make it sweet
Who knew a man could be so weak

And I'll have to clear your mind

I love you, I promise I do, forever I'll never look back
We're perfect together, hey you, I'm curious, when did I say that?
I love you, I promise I do, forever I'll never look back
There's nobody better, hey you, I'm curious when did I say that?
When did I say that? When did I say that?

Matching shirts, joint accounts
Morning breath and Christmas
With our folks around
Paper, silver, gold and diamonds

White picket fence till our hair turns gray
Red minivan, meetings with the PTA
Two point five and a dollar on the bank
I don't feel you like that

I'll try to be kind

I love you, I promise I do, forever I'll never look back
We're perfect together, hey you, I'm curious, when did I say that?
I love you, I promise I do, forever I'll never look back
We're gonna make babies, hey you, I'm curious, when did I say that?

I love you, I promise I do, forever I'll never look back
There's nobody better, hey you, I'm curious when did I say that?
I love you, I promise I do, forever I'll never look back
We're perfect together, hey you, I'm curious, when did I say that?

When did I say that? When did I say that?
When did I say that? When did I say that?
When did I say that? When did I say that?