Axe Wielding Nuns
 Axe Wielding Nuns

 battle weary knight sometimes needs a rest
 to place his heavy head on a wench's breast
 where the horse is well kept and his sword well oiled
 his undergarments washed when they've been soiled

 There is near Bagger Bridge such a place
 to bring a smile to a knight's long face
 to veer off a battle my [bad word]  to the convents of Axe Wielding Nuns

 Axe Wielding Nuns
 Axe Wielding
 [bad word] hath no fury like the Axe Wielding Nuns
 like a fire branded [bad word] between the buns

 Mother superior doth speak with grace
 but if needs must she can handle her mace
 the art of fighting is a solemn vow
 thousands are [bad word] know how
 They're gracious[?] interluder for they're chance to fight
 for the glory of battle and a hot steamy knight
 for another chance when they are able to wield
 the double headed axe and the blazing shield

 Axe Wielding Nuns
 Axe Wielding
 [bad word] hath no fury like the Axe Wielding Nuns
 like a fire branded [bad word] between the buns

 Axe Wielding Nuns
 Axe Wielding Nuns
 Axe Wielding Nuns
 Axe Wielding Nuns

 When we ride out to meet our foes
 a little surprise keeps them on their toes
 for following behind is a garrison of nuns
 some heavily pregnant with [bad word] sons
 they swing their axes with gusto and might
 'tis oft our enemies off get a fright
 at the sight of somersaulting nuns at arms
 axes in hand and cleaving [bad word] skulls

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