ook her out, it was a friday nighy
 I wore cologne to get the feeling right
 We started making out, and she took off my pants
 But then I turned on the TV
 And thats about the time she walked away from me

 Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
 And I'm still more amused by TV shows
 What the [bad word] is ADD ?
 My friends say I should act my age
 What's my age again ?
 What's my age again ?

 Then later on, on the drive home
 I called her mom from a pay phone
 I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail
 The state looks down on sodomy
 And thats about the time that [bad word] hung up on me

 Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
 And I'm still more amused by prank phone calls
 What the [bad word] is call ID ?
 My friends say I should act my age
 What's my age again ?
 What's my age again ?

 And thats about the time she walked away from me
 Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
 and you still act like you're in freshman year
 What the [bad word] is wrong with me ?
 My friends say I should act my age