It all started on the school bus 
You were nine and I was ten 
Remember you had a walkman 
All I had was a middle part and a pen 

Oh sweet Louise! 
Whatever happened to her? 

Then it all went downhill 
You grew tall, I stayed the same 
I guess that that?s just puberty 
Making us boys always play a losing game 

Oh sweet Louise! 

I always found it hard to work things through 
Those school uniforms made a joke, 
joke of me and you 
I?m glad I?m not back in school 

She got an older boyfriend (how could she?) 
Had a beard, smoked Marlborough Red 
How can [bad word] with that (how can he?) 
When I don?t even know the location of the bike shed 

Oh sweet Louise! 

I always found it hard to work things through 
Those school uniforms made a joke, 
joke of me and you 
I always found it hard to work things through 
Those school uniforms made a joke, 
joke of me and you 

I remember? 

..Short skirts, long hair, my hormones flying
everywhere 
Short skirts, long hair, my hormones flying everywhere

Short skirts, long hair, my hormones flying everywhere

Short skirts, long hair, my hormones flying everywhere

I always found it hard to work things through 
Those school uniforms made a joke, 
Made a joke of me and you 
I always found it hard to work things through 
Those school uniforms made a joke, 
Made a joke of me and you 

I'm glad I?m not back in school