We're a right pair, you and I
It's a messed-up situation
Are you gonna dump this other guy
Before I die of ual [bad word] 

I can't stand the crowds on a Saturday night
Why don't [bad word] round and try to make it alright?

Gimme some love (x4)

The way you get into my corduroys
Like you're on some kind of expedition
Your shaking hands are the destroyer of boys [bad word] into the arms of certain extinction

First you're teasing me, then you're wanting a fight
Just 'cos it pleases me doesn't make it alright

Gimme some love (x4)

(speaking)

We're a right pair, you and I
It's a messed-up situation
Are you gonna dump this other guy?
Before I die of ual [bad word] 
I can't stand the crowds on a Saturday night
Why don't [bad word] round, try to make it alright?

Gimme some love (x8)