Shot [bad word] Man
Ah, ah, ah, ah ....

Don't want no short [bad word] man
Don't want no short [bad word] man
Don't want no short [bad word] man
Don't want no short [bad word] man

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short [bad word] man
Don't want no short [bad word] man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short [bad word] man
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest [bad word] I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the [bad word] outta here

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short [bad word] man
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want

Uh! Uh! Uh! ....
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't
Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short [bad word] man
Don't want no short [bad word] man

Iny wee iny wee ....
Iny weeny teeny weeny shrivled little short [bad word] man

Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso
Pobre, pobreci, pobre, probrecito
Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

Don't don't don't don't