JORMA 
Since the beginning of time, mankind has searched for sanctuary from poverty, sickness and war. Just recently, three young men found it. 
 [bad word]  to Awesometown. 

ALL [bad word] along with us! [bad word] with us to Awesometown [bad word] along with us 
And wipe away your frown 

ANDY 
Roll call! 
Andy! 

AKIVA 
Akiva 

JORMA 
Jorma 

ANDY 
Andy! 

AKIVA 
Akiva 

JORMA 
Jorma 

ANDY 
Andy! 
And Jorma and Akiva! 

ALL [bad word] along with us! [bad word] with us to Awesometown 
Give us all your [bad word] 
And we won't let you down 

ANDY 
Dance break 

AKIVA 
Left, right, left, right 

JORMA 
Stop 

AKIVA 
My name's Akiva, the brains of the group 
If you have a problem, I can solve it for you 

ANDY 
My name's Andy and I play sports 
I also enjoy, building forts 

JORMA 
My name is Jorma, [bad word] 
The sensitive one, break your [bad word]  face with the butt of my gun 
Rip off your arms and break your legs with 'em 
Spread your [bad word] cheeks and stick my [bad word] in 'em 

ALL [bad word] along with us! [bad word] with us to Awesometown 
Fun times are a must 
In Awe-sooooome-townnnn!