AKIVA 
I knew this cat named Ardy, he wore sandals and socks 
When he came to the party he would make sure it rocks 
He would flail his arms around and do the Ardy dance 
Leaving every mother [bad word] with bulk in their pants 

JORMA 
Aye yo it's Friday, you're at the jam of the year 
But something's missing there, man Ardy ain't here 
People standing on the wall, not freaking at all 
Check it, what you need to do man is give Ardy a call 
And then 60 seconds later there's a knock on the door 
My man Ardy with Bacardi sayin' "get on the floor" 

AKIVA 
And I've been getting down ever since he said that [bad word] 
At the dance club having a conniption fit 
Now who rocks the party more than Ardy? 

ALL 
No one! 

AKIVA 
And who smokes base back of the alley? 

ALL 
Ardy! 

AKIVA 
When we found him on the street, he was homeless and [bad word] 
So we addicted him to coke so he would be dependent 
Now if he wants more [bad word] he's gotta rock for us 
Go down the whole stroll and pick up [bad word] for us 

JORMA 
Hey yo, Ardy's got the steps that'll move your body 
That's why we like the Ardy that rocks the party 

ALL 
We like the Ardy that rocks the party 
(We like the Ardy who rocks the party) 
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) 
(We like the Ardy who rocks the party) 
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) 
We like the Ardy that rocks the party 

AKIVA 
Yo, Ardy stinks like a mother [bad word] drownin' in [bad word] 
But the crazy part is, how much I love that kid 
He's so intelligent and charming, ugly and disgusting 
For a hit of yay he'll do just about anything 
(Like suck my [bad word] ) 
 [bad word] yeah, he'll suck your [bad word] nerd 
You're holding weight? He'll do anything 
(Word?) 
He wears glasses and has a haircut like a clown 
And if you got a girl over you don't want him around 
(Because he smells bad?) 
Naw dog, cuz he'll snatch her up 
Straight player for real sports sandals and socks 

JORMA 
Picture: the most disgusting [bad word] man on the planet 
Then multiply that by eight, god [bad word] Ardy's great 
Do anything for my Ace, even clean his face 
When the schmutz starts to dry 
Plus he always stays laced in the brand new Tevas 
Plus the wool socks, you came here to party, he came to smoke rocks 

ALL 
We like the Ardy that rocks the party 
(We like the Ardy who rocks the party) 
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) 
(We like the Ardy who rocks the party) 
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) 
We like the Ardy that rocks the party 

JORMA 
Ardy, smoothest cat you've ever seen 
The chicks know what I mean 

GIRLS 
He's so fresh and so clean 

 [bad word] up on your leg without warning 
Start humping it 
Oh boy, what's that smell in his pants? 
He's been dumpin' it 
 [bad word] game. Making all the girls pause 

GIRLS 
Ardy you look good with that dump in your drawers 

AKIVA 
If Ardy ever stopped rocking you know we would kill him 
Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off of a buildin' 
So we slip him PCP whenever he's not lookin' 
So he keeps the party going from the floor to the ceilin' 

JORMA 
Yeah, he looks good when he's smoking those rocks 
And don't forget y'all he's wearing sandals and socks 

ALL 
We like the Ardy that rocks the party 
(We like the Ardy who rocks the party) 
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) 
We like the Ardy that rocks the party 
(We like the Ardy who rocks the party) 
(Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) 
We like the Ardy that rocks the party 
We like the Ardy that rocks the party 

AKIVA 
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks 
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks 
Sandals and socks, sandals and socks