Bernadette,
I am so sorry for trying to propose to you.
Bernadette,
You found it creepy but that's just the kind of thing I do.
Why? 
I know now it was too soon to talk of love. 
It was just a crazy idea that came to me in my tub. 
But, Bernadette, give me one more chance,
Sweet Bernadette.
I'll get the hang of this thing they call romance,
Sweet Bernadette.
I dream to once again kiss your lips,
Sweet Bernadette.
Sincerely yours,
Howard Wolowitz.
Bernadette! 
Bernadette, you know it was to be,
Tell the world, tell it all:
"With ME Bernadette!"

Thank you, Cheesecake Factory!