You men who long for love 
You mustn't all despair
There's a secret you should know
To capture the hearts of the fair
You may not have the looks
You may not have the dash
But you'll win yourself a girl
If you've only got a moustache 
moustache! moustache!
If you`ve only got a moustache!

Violin plays

You may [bad word] folk 
Without a hint of pride
But you needn't be a king 
To make any maiden a bride
You may not have the name
You may not have the cash
But you'll make that girl your own
If you've only got a moustache
moustache! moustache!
If you`ve only got a moustache!

Violin plays

You may be big and fat
Or uglier than sin
All the ladies shut you out
You're wondering how to get in
Well here is my advice 
For how to make a splash
You can have your pick of girls
If you've only got a moustache
moustache! moustache! 
If you`ve only got a moustache!
moustache! moustache!
moustache! Big moustache!
Thick moustache! My moustache!
Your moustache! Say the word
The word moustache! moustache!
moustache! Now we both have said moustache!
moustache! moustache! If you`ve only got a moustache!