Hitler - has only got one ball
Goering - had two but they very small
Himmler - had something sim'lar,
And Goebbels has no balls at all

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall.
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.

She threw it, in to a conker tree
It landed, in the deep blue sea
The fishes, got out their dishes
And had scallops, and [bad word]  for tea.

Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall.
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.