So many final bosses tonight
That met their termination
But this one moves at the speed of light
That’s no exaggeration 

I really thought I'd seen it all
Who upgrades into alacrity?
He built a Wisp just to top it off
He’s making sure that I can’t escape

He’ll be there when you ward a bush for sight
He’ll be there for blue and he’ll beat your smite

And he’s stackin up his Q
Building up his AP endlessly
And he’s really hard to catch 
Yea he’s always on the move
With a build like that how’s this even working?

All around the map he’s chasing after you
He’s catching up to you
There’s nothing you can do
He’ll stun and one shot you
Waddling waddling waddling to you

He’s sending ghosts when we're out of sight
To find out our location
Then [bad word] up to engage a fight
And no one can get away from you
No we just can’t get away from you

He’ll be there when you try [bad word] and hide
He’ll be there when you go and tower dive

He’ll be there when you try to take the White
He’ll be there when you go to sleep at night