I talk to my baby on the telephone long distaaannnnce
I never would've guessed I could miss someooone so baaad
Yeeeah
I really only met her bout a week ago but
It doesn't seem to matter to my heart I nooo that I luuuuv herrr
I'm hoping that I never reeecover
Cause she's goood

Lalalala

She's so coooool, she's so hot (so hot)
But a schooolar, she's not (she's not)
Word
She pretty, pretty but she dumb as a rock
But honestly to see she's all that I got and what not
She very genuin, and very feminine
But when we on the phone I think her brain is sleepin in
I try n tell her friends, but they as dumb as her
Birds of a feather I guess, but see that makes it worse
I hit her up to say "what up" she say "the sky" ("the sky")
I say "what's good" she say "Mcdonalds apple pie" {she say "Mcdonalds apple pie"}
I try to justify iiiit she ain't get the lingo
But then I peep no she ain't sleep I date a bimbo
Whyyyy ohhh whyyy
Why must she beeee so flyyyy
Then turn around and beeee soo dumb
Where the [bad word] this [bad word] from
See I don't understaaaand how it happened man
How did this occur the whole relationship is blurred
I either need to quit smokin my weed (my weed)
Or make sure at least she got a G-E-

We only met about a week agooo,
But lil bit busy on the telephoneee

She's so fineee
See we talk all the timeeee
But sometimes I think she's missin her miiind

We only met about a week agooo,
But lil bit busy on the telephoneee

See she's a dimeeee,
And she's faithfully mine,
But something's wrong with her head cuuuz she ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

We only met about a week agooo, {ooohhh}
But lil bit busy on the telephoneee

She's so fineee
See we talk all the timeeee

You know I called her,
And I was just like
 [bad word] like she jus sounded dumb as [bad word] 
Like she ain't have no [bad word] brain
Know I mean I'm just like
Wasting my minutes and [bad word]