Sweat baby, sweat baby
 [bad word] is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up [bad word] #39; quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

Do it now

You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost [bad word] of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now

You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now