I betcha a nickel I bet you I win
 I betcha a nickel that you will give in
 What's a matter honey? Afraid you'll lose?
 Do what you wanna and say what you choose

 I still betcha a nickel that you will be mine
 I betcha a nickel even raise it a dime
 I always win my money you can bet on that
 I always take a tip and keep it under my hat

 You've got yourself to yourself
 [bad word] on get off that shelf
 You can fool some of the people some of the time
 But you can't fool all the people all of the time

 That's why I betcha a nickel that you will be mine
 I betcha you'll sign on the dotted line
 I don't see no sense in wasting all this time
 'Cause whatever you bet your bet is gonna be mine

 You've got yourself to yourself
 [bad word] on get off that shelf
 You can fool some of the people some of the time
 But you can't fool all the people all of the time

 (We betcha, a penny, we ain't got a dime)
 Say that ain't no money, you're wastin' my time
 I don't see no sense in all this rhythm and rhyme
 'Cause whatever you bet your bet is gonna be mine