Quick and suave, no one knows who it was.
He's a shh...secret agent.
With phones on his feet, he's a spy you can’t beat.
He's a shh...secret agent.

If you've got his back against the wall.
You'll discover he's not there at all.

Bam! Bam! Secret agent Zero!
Bam! Bam! He's everybody's hero!
X-ray vision, a man on a mission.
He's a Bam! Bam! Secret agent.

With gadgets galore, no one knows what's in store...
For the shh...secret agent.
Saving the world, and getting the girl.
He's a shh...secret agent.

Bam! Bam! Secret agent Zero!
Bam! Bam! He's everybody's hero!
X-ray vision, a man on a mission.
He's a Bam! Bam! Secret agent.

Secret agent maaaannnn...