Mayday, mayday, TeeRawk hooked up with KJ

What’s wrong? Why are they both in the same song?

I don’t know but I’ve been told

Hip hop music soothes the soul

On point cuz we keep it in the pole position

We’ve been trying to keep it cool like air conditioning

Got a handful of cards but I’m sick of playing

These cats try hard but don’t hear what I’m saying [bad word] for cover, if you’re on the wall then get off it

Get this thing shaking like a mosh pit

Jesus, the first and last word of my thesis

We [bad word] like V6 shift

He’s the rock of ages, peep this

He even cracked the code of the Matrix

And I got my reasons 

You can ask Harrison Ford what lies beneath us
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I am what I am when it [bad word] down

You know it’s a warning when you hear that sound
 [bad word] for cover in the shelter now (Y-O)

There’s not enough ways to say Jesus

So I flipped it

Got Thousand Foot [bad word] on the track

And remixed it

Now it’s the same Jesus now, just in case you missed it

Well the name Jesus stays on my mouth like some lipstick

So I flipped it man, I think the world’s gone nuts

So I drop rhymes longer than lines at Starbucks

Now Jesus is trendy kind of like Von Dutch

But that’s more messed up than Donald [bad word] s haircuts

Now hold up he got sold out like it was Ebay

Then beat down and scratched up like a DJ

Then they threw his body in the tomb for like three days

But then he came back kind of like instant replay

But it’s Jesus the only one that I’m just speaking

He won’t cost a thing like free nights and weekends

Check the tomb, you’re gonna find a body missing

And that’s a reality show you won’t find on television but...
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By now you know the deal

With a crown of thorns

He died as the king on the hill

And it’s time you recognize exactly what is real

Man I got Jesus, I don’t need Doctor Phil

But for realla He just became the blood spiller

He’s all I need the Prince of Peace and my healer

She carried the child when the Holy Spirit filled her

There’s something about Mary, but not the one with Ben Stiller

It’s Jesus hopefully now you get it

I got saved like the movie with Mandy Moore in it

And it’s, uh, Jesus is who I represent

George Bush is cool

But I nominate Him for president