[bad word] mannybakshi

 

Cheech: Wow, that’s heavy.

Chong: Yeah man,.....But I bet a lota cops smoke dope now ya know.

Cheech: No, I mean look at the..that, man. Looks like a radio station. Hey wait a minute.

 [bad word] around]

Cheech: The request lines are now open! KGFJ Soul Radio-o-o-o-o-ooo!

Chong: Do it now man.

Cheech: [echoing loudly] Request lines are now op-

Chong: [laughing] Shh..It’s open man. Go ahead, go ahead, say something.

Cheech: And then I’m gonna take off your dress. [breathes heavily] And then I’m gonna take off your bra. [breathes heavier] And then I’m gonna take off your shoes. [breathes heavily]

Chong: Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, can your hear me?

Officer Clive: [radio squawks] Hello, headquarters? Hello [bad word] in headquarters. This is Officer Clive we are-

Sergeant Stadinko: Use the codename! The codename!

Officer Clive: Headquarters, [bad word] in please. The is Codename: Hardhead-

Sergeant Stadinko: Hat! Hardhat! Give me that! Hello radio dispatch? This is Codename: Hardhat, Codename: Hardhat, do you read me? Over.

Chong: Was that Lard [bad word] 

Sergeant Stadinko: Hardhat. Codename: Hardhat. Do you read radio dispatch?

Chong: Hey, got somethin’ for ya Lard [bad word] #33;

Sergeant Stadinko: Hardhat! Hard! Hat! Do you understand?!

Cheech: Lard [bad word] #33; Lard [bad word] #33;

Sergeant Stadinko: Hardhat! Radio dispatch, do you know who this is?!

Cheech: No, who is this is?

Sergeant Stadinko: This is Sergeant Stadinko!

Cheech: Oh yeah, you know who this is?

Sergeant Stadinko: No!

Cheech: Bye-bye Lard [bad word] #33;