Should go to work but I'll play instead
I gotta get gold 2
Our first team fight was in champ select
What'd I get into
He just left the base with nothing in hand
And this guy lost connection
It's always the same, I'll do what I can 

Why'd I even bother giving blue to this Ryze 
I guess 5 deaths shoulda let me know
Yea everybody's losing lane while I'm losing my mind
I'm sorry my friends but our chances look low

Why you playing like a noob?
Stop trying to 1v2
Why you playing like a noob?
I'm gonna carry you anyway [bad word] GA
I'll carry you anyway
Dying to wraiths
Oh, no matter how bad you play
Failing that flash
I'll lead you to victory
Why you playing like a noob?

Look at this Teemo he's 8-0 
You made this monster
And don't get me started on this Mundo
With essence reaver
And whats with bottom lane
Here's a trophy for the worst duo
But we can still win the game
I believe I could turn this throw

Why'd I even give another blue to this Ryze 
I guess 9 deaths shoulda let me know
Yea everybody lost their lane and I've lost my mind
I'm sorry my friends but our chances look low

Why you playing like a noob?
You just tried to 1v2
Why you playing like a noob?
I'm gonna carry you anyway

Ghosting to lane
I'll carry you anyway
Dying to drake
Oh, no matter how bad you play
Failing that dash
I'll lead you to victory
Why you playing like a noob?

Why'd I even bother blaming all you guys
I guess my death was the real throw
I should have [bad word] in my team and if we lose I tried
Onward my friends, lets give it one more go!