WAKE! BAKE! SKATE! AHAHAH!!!!
Do a bunch of [bad word] I'm a fiend and an addict
All methed up watching television static
And I'm gonna try and make it for another year
Just to hang out with my best friends and drink a lot of beer
I'm so [bad word] cheap and I'm so [bad word] broke
And I don't have a job and I don't have a home
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned

WAKE! BAKE! SKATE! AHAHAH!!!!

So spun out I can't even see
Skated so hard I can't even breathe
But I gotta bomb this hill and I gotta shoot this line
Gotta get my king for a $1.99
'cause I'm so [bad word] cheap and I'm so [bad word] broke
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned

WAKE! BAKE! SKATE! AHAHAH!!!!

And I'm so [bad word] cheap and I'm so [bad word] broke
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
And I'm so [bad word] cheap and I'm so [bad word] broke
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned
And I'm so [bad word] cheap and I'm so [bad word] broke
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned

WAKE! BAKE! SKATE! AH! CRASH