I wanna be a bottle blonde
I don't know why but I feel conned
I wanna be an idle teen
I wish I hadn't been so clean

I wanna stay inside all day
I want the world to go away
I want blood, guts, and chocolate cake
I wanna be a real fake

Yeah, I wish I'd been,
I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle
Wish I'd been a prom queen,
Fighting for the title
Instead of being sixteen,
I'm burning up a bible
Feeling super! super! super! suicidal

The wasted years
The wasted youth
The pretty lies
The ugly [bad word] And the day [bad word] where I have died
Only to find, [bad word] alive

I wanna be a virgin pure
21st century [bad word] I want back my virginity
So I can feel infinity

I wanna drink until I ache
I wanna make a big mistake
I want blood, guts, and angel cake
I'm gonna puke it anyway

Yeah, I wish I'd been,
I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle
Wish I'd been a prom queen,
Fighting for the title
Instead of being sixteen,
I'm burning up a bible
Feeling super! super! super! suicidal

The wasted years
The wasted youth
The pretty lies
The ugly [bad word] And the day [bad word] where I have died
Only to find, [bad word] alive [bad word] alive, [bad word] alive

I wish I wasn't such a narcissist
I wish I didn't really kiss
The mirror when I'm on my own
Oh God, I'm gonna die alone

Adolescence didn't make sense
The little loss of innocence
The ugly years of being a fool
Ain't youth meant to be beautiful?

Yeah, I wish I'd been,
I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle
Wish I'd been a prom queen,
Fighting for the title
Instead of being sixteen,
I'm burning up a bible
Feeling super! super! super! suicidal

The wasted years
The wasted youth
The pretty lies
The ugly [bad word] And the day [bad word] where I have died
Only to find, [bad word] alive

Only to find, [bad word] alive
Only to find, [bad word] alive

Oh, alive
(Feeling super! super! super!)
(Feeling super! super! super!)
(Feeling super! super! super!)