[bad word] yo   

☆: Ee [bad word]  Nandaka kinchou shimasu.   
★: Doumo, [bad word]  boku no koto [bad word] ka?   
☆: Iya, jitsuwa yoku shiranaidesu, gomen'nasai.   
★: [bad word] ka, buta mitaina tsura shi ten na.   
☆: Fudan oshigoto wa ittaizentai nani sa rete imasu ka?   
★: Jitaku ni komotte tenohira no shiwa o hitasura nazottemasu.   
☆: Hee, son'na rippana shigoto mo [bad word] ndesu ne.   
★: Hai, sono okage de kyoei no ichibu ga [bad word]    

Q. Sukina tabemono wa nani?   
A. Hamburger    [bad word]  tame ni [bad word] koto iu naa   
Q. Sukina doubutsu wa nani?   
A. Inu   
Kokoro ga yusabura remasu ne   

Tokorode anata daredesuka   
Zokubutsu, kamisama, dotchidesu ka   
Kono kaiwa kikoete imasu ka   
Honto wa zenbu hitorigotona ndesuga   

★: Kore, anata no sakuhindesu ka, [bad word] imasu!   
☆: Ou, hontodesu ka, kyoushukudesu. Arigatai naa.   
★: Iya, kandou [bad word]  samuke no [bad word] tsumaranasa de.   
☆: Ureshiidesu. Chotto gasorin nomimasen ka.   
★: Itsumo sakufuu wa kanzenchouaku hiirou-monodesu ka?   
☆: Tsuyoki o tasukete, yowaki o kujiite, shifuku o [bad word]    
★: Hee, son'na yukaina shigoto mo [bad word] ndesu ne.   
☆: Hai, sono okage de itsu demo inochi o nerawa retemasu.   

Q. Sukina kudamono wa nani?   
A. [bad word]    [bad word]  yappari yume ga [bad word] naa   
Q. Sukina supoutsu wa nani?   
A. Baree
Ichiichi ganchiku ga [bad word] ne   

Tokorode yappari daredesuka   
Karisuma, ikasama, dotchidesu ka   
Kono kaiwa mie [bad word] ndesu ka   
Honto wa zasshi ni noo tenaidesuga 

Goujasu biggu taidan dare ka hanashi o kiite kure 
Goujasu biggu taidan porishii toka iwa sete kure 
Goujasu biggu taidan senden-komi no senryaku de 
Goujasu biggu taidan   

Tokorode watashi daredesuka   
Detchiage no sonzaidesu ka   
Ikite ite tanoshiidesu ka   
Son'na koto [bad word] kotcha naidesuga   

Goujasu no go wa gomashio no go   
Goujasu no ja wa jabara no ja   

Goujasu no nobashi bou wa oitoite   
Goujasu no su wa sumeshi no su   
Biggu no bi wa binbou no bi   
Biggu no tsu wa chitchai tsu   
Biggu no gu wa gusokumushi no gu 
Goujasu biggu taidan kore nite o hiraki