I'M [bad word] ARTISTE
NOT [bad word] BEAST
I GET HOT FOR HAUTE COUTURE, YES
I'M SLAVE TO FASHION
MY FAVOURITE PASSION
MY MOTIVES ARE GOOD AND PURE

THEY ARE SO UNGRATEFUL
MISPLACING ALL THEIR HATE
MAYBE I'M HERO TOO

Happy Ever After is a 
Dream that [bad word] [bad word] 

I WAS CAST ASIDE
BY KING TRITON'S PRIDE
I DEFIED MISGUIDED STANDARDS
STANDING UP TO FIGHT
FOR WOMAN'S RIGHTS
GOT ME BANISHED BENEATH THE SANDS

I WAS FORCED TO ACT
WHEN MY KINGDOM WAS ATTACKED 

WE ARE ALL MISUNDERSTOOD

NOW HAPPY EVER AFTER
IS DREAM THAT'S JUST NO GOOD

I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP
YES, I ONLY WISHED HER WELL
SO I GAVE SNOW WHITE AN APPLE 
WITH SPECIAL LITTLE SPELL 

NOW, IMAGINE YOU COULD CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND KNOW THEY'ONLY OPEN WIDE
THE MOMENT YOU WERE CHOSEN BY
THE [bad word] LOVE OF YOUR LIFE

SEE THE PRINCESS WAS JOY
WHAT PRECIOUS LITTLE TOY
BUT I KNEW THE DAY [bad word] WHEN SHE WOULD MESS AROUND WITH BOYS

SO I CAST SPELL THAT'PUT HER OUT
THE DAY SHE'TURN SIXTEEN

TILL HER HAPPY EVER [bad word] TO WAKE THE FUTURE QUEEN

BUT HAPPY EVER AFTER
IS DREAM WE'LL NEVER SEE

WE ARE ALL MISJUDGED 
WE ARE ALL [bad word] 
AND OF COURSE, WE'VE MADE MISTAKES 

BUT YOU CAN REST ASSURED 
OUR HEARTS ARE PURE
NO ONE'S EVIL, FOR EVIL'S SAKE 

WE HAVE ALL HAD DREAMS 
THINGS ARE NEVER AS THEY SEEM 
MAYBE WE'RE THE HEROES TOO 

BUT HAPPY EVER AFTER 
IS DREAM THAT [bad word] [bad word] 
I DREAM OF BEING HAPPY 
I DREAM OF FINDING GLORY 

I DREAM OF LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER 
AFTER ALL WE'VE TRIED
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN DENIED

DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WE DO

NOW HAPPY EVER AFTER 
IS DREAM THAT [bad word] [bad word]