You want to know 
Then I'll try 
to tell you how it is 
there 
isn't ever much 
cracking the coconut hoping to get me to open wide 
now 
If you want to know 
then all you have to do is ask me 
I don't have a thing to hide 
i walk in the office of my orthodontist and without a warning 
my jawbone is already pried 
And honestly, I've never lied 
second to none 
If I pucker my lips and I lickem I'm looking to kick an impeccable pun 
I don't kick it like Bekham 
I kick it like Bekham a decade ago when [bad word] my mouth 
you think I'm a megalo-maniac 
lout? 
I'll be begging to differ 
try sticking a flute-- or a picolo 
up a particular part of your [bad word] 
But I'll let you pick it though 
I'm out 
I'll chuck up a duece-- a bigalow 
and be cracking a Michelob 
and I give a toast 
and I trickle a bit in the gutter for all of my bigger bros 
And I walk it out 
now 
If you want to know 
then all you have to do is ask me 
Not a thing to hide 
I'm trying to be totally open like all the time 
now 
If you want to know 
now 
then all you have to do is ask me 
Not a thing to hide 
now 
Not one [bad word] thing 
now 
Not one [bad word] thing 
And I'm glad I got all of these ears around 
me 
Not one [bad word] thing 
And I'm glad I got all of these ears around