(Lennon/McCartney)

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Waiting to take you away.

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The magical mystery tour is hoping to take you away,
Hoping to take you away.

Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up AND THAT'S AN INVITATION, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up TO MAKE RESERVATION, roll up for the mystery tour.
The magical mystery tour [bad word] to take you [bad word] to take you away.
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Dying to take you away, take you today!