It's fun [bad word]  it's fun to play, 
It's fun to make things out of clay, 
It's fun to fill your car with gas, 
It's fun to break... things made of glass! 

It's fun to spray yourself with Mace 
It's fun to squeeze your mothers face 
It's fun to mow your daddies Grass 
It's fun to break... things made of glass 

But broken glass can cut your hand, 
And then you'll bleed across the land, 
Ask any woman, child or man, 
About the dangers 
Of broken glass... 
Broken Glass... 

I like nice girls with gum disease 
I like to tickle peoples knees 
Don't tell me no just tell me yes 
And then we'll break... things made of glass 

Sometimes I put on special pants 
And then I board a plane to France 
When I arrive I start to dance 
And then I break... things made of glass 

Yeah I know that dance doesn't rhyme with glass 
So What Cha gonna about it huh 

But broken glass will tell you lies 
Bleed your soul and blind your eyes 
Like a demon with a side of fries 
You better be aware... of broken glass 
Of broken glass glass 

Harmonica solo! 

Mmm, children that glass sure does look delicious, doesn't it? 
But you can't eat it. 
'Cause broken glass is not a food, 
So don't you listen to some dude, 
Who says put cheese on broken glass, 
And make a sand-a-wich! 
Out of broken glass... 

Let's sing a song about broken glass, 
I'll help you write it after class, 
There is no song that can surpass 
The song we sing, 
About broken glass...