Artists vs TMNT (исполнитель: Epic Rap Battles of History)
[Leonardo da Vinci] Cowabunga dude so let’s get it on Reptiles against the fathers of the Renaissance We got the classical technique To keep these three-toed freaks back under the street (ooo) I take a turtle and I turn him into mincemeat You don’t really wanna step to da Vinci I love the ladies, I like to keep it mellow So let me pass the mic to my man Donatello (uh) [Donatello di Niccolo] Hard shell but you’re gross in the middle Wouldn’t wanna touch you with a six-foot chisel Born in goop, raised in [bad word] I slice through a group of ninjas like [bad word] oops [Raphael Sanzio da Urbino] Yo, Raphael, and I came to flow Deemed dope by the Pope and I boned til I croaked I’m an emcee Shredder but I get the feeling I should pass it up to my man on the ceiling [Michelangelo Buonarroti] (Oh!~) Michelangelo and I’m giant I made David but I’ll slay you like Goliath I’m a Rap God and you can’t quite touch me This battle’s your Last Judgement, [bad word] me! [Donatello di Niccolo] We drop science! [Raphael Sanzio da Urbino] We got the mathematics! [Crew] The architects of rebirth, the rap addicts You beat the Foot but it won’t go well [Leonardo da Vinci] When you catch an Italian [Leonardo da Vinci / Raphael Sanzio da Urbino] Boot to the half shell! [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] The wisdom of our master (Splinter) Taught us not [bad word] to violence (Splinter) But our master (Master Splinter) He ain’t here, dude! (Hee-yah) I don’t think you wanna mess with my katana blade Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away I can Bebop and steadyrock a mic, sucka! I’m a pristine Sistine nunchucka! Oh hi, I’m a cool [bad word] guy Put you back in school with the tip of my two sai Uh, Donatell me who you are again dude Cause I don’t gattamelatta clue what you do [Raphael Sanzio da Urbino] That’s because you mutants are too immature [Leonardo da Vinci] You wouldn’t know genius if it [bad word] in your sewer. We got the talent [Crew] And the minds [Raphael Sanzio da Urbino] And the rhymes so sweet We’re like your NES game [Crew] Because we can’t be beat! [Overlapping] Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! [Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles] Go ahead and hate cause we’ll just skate on by You guys draw more [bad word] than New York crimes We’re the TMNT, drop kicking Italy Chowing on your tower of pizza, save a slice for me!