I bought these pants here the other day, but they're too big.
I'd like to return them.

Do you have your receipt with you?

Sure, here you go.

Sir, these pants were on sale.
We dont take returns on sale items.

How about a store credit?

I'm afraid there are no returns at all on sale merchandise.
I'm sorry, there is nothing we can do.

So glad you could make it to the club today.
Are you ready to play golf?

If I were any more ready, you wouldn't stand a chance.

Is that so? What do you say, loser pays for lunch at the club?

Sounds good. I'm looking forward to the exercise.

Do you have all your clubs?

Yup. Wow, what an amazing course!