Her name is Noel
I had a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a [bad word] about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me

Her boyfriend's a [bad word] He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My [bad word] if he knew the [bad word] He lives on my block
And he drives an Iroc
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a [bad word] about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me

Oh yeah dirtbag
She doesn't know what she's missing
Oh yeah
Dirtbag
She doesn't know what she's missing

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lips start to shake
How does she know who I am
And why does she give a [bad word] about me

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden [bad word] with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Like you
Oooh

Oh yeah dirtbag
She doesn't know what she's missing
Oh yeah dirtbag
She doesn't know what she's missing