Ha ha ha ha!

 It's been a while since you felt my felt,
 But this relationship's the biggest piece of sh^t I'v ever smelt.
 Always got me stressin'.
 Always keeping me guessin'.
 I'm like a Snuffleupagus a f&ckin' depressive
 And if I ask you a question, would you answer at last?
 Girl, I'm not your puppet, so why's your hand up my @ss?
 Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a better boo.
 This breakup's brought to you by the letter and the letter U. (whoooo)
 This is exactly what I'd said I'd do.

 My bones are made of styrofoam, but you can't find a better dude.
 Why'd you leave me? Was it something I did?
 I feel like Kermit the Frog, cause I was [bad word] cing a pig
 And I'll gonna take back my money spent, every nickle
 So stick your hands down my pants and give Elmo a tickle (ha ha)
 Cause I ain't puttin up with your sh(beep)t man! F(beep)k it!
 So get your hand out of my @ss, b^tch, cause I ain't your Puppet
 Girl I'm not your puppet
 Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
 Girl I'm not your puppet hey

 Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet
 Girl I'm not your puppet ho
 Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet

 Girl I'm not your puppet hey
 Girl I'm not your puppet puppet puppet

 I'm sorry. I believe you mistook me
 For a codependent Cookie Monster feeding you cookies
 I'm moving on. (ha-ha)
 It ain't a question to me.
 I'll f&ck all the other muppets on Sesame Street.
 I'll f&ck that redhead from Lamp Chop with the Fro'
 Upload the video, so you can watch it and know
 That you're not a unique snowflake
 You're just another chick
 And you ain't jeff Dunham, but you can jump on my stick
 I ain't bitter, but it'd be a waste
 If you didn't ask you new boyfriend how my felt tastes.
 Will I get over it?
 Probably, but
 First. I think I'll f&ck your fat friend Jabba the [bad word] 
 And it's sad, cause I was kinda thinkin' it might last.
 Cause I'm like Oscar the Grouch, and you're sorta white trash
 Now I don't give a f&ck if you move to Nuntucket!
 But get your hand out my @ss!
 I ain't your puppet.

 Girl I'm Not your puppet
 Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
 Girl I'm Not your puppet hey

 Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
 Girl I'm Not your puppet ho
 Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

 Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
 Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

 Break it down LampChop Style!
 This is a relationship that needs to end.
 Oh yeah! You and I will never be friends.
 One day we started f&&ckin' around not knowing what it was
 And we'll never get back together again, because you s&ck.

 This is a relationship that needs to end
 Oh, yeah, you and I will never be friends.
 One day we started f&&ckin' around not knowing what it was
 And we'll never get back together again, because you s&ck.

 Girl I'm Not your puppet
 Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
 Girl I'm Not your puppet hey

 Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet
 Girl I'm Not your puppet ho
 Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

 Girl I'm Not your puppet hey
 Girl I'm Not your puppet puppet puppet

 One, yes, one
 Two timing b%itch!
 Ah, ah, ah,