Met this girl last night,
She’s a real life dancer
The kind that will change your life
She just walked up and sat down,
Took a brand new tiara and lining it on the ground

She said,
Are you healthy?
Do my pheromones make you happy?
How do you tell a child that there’s no God up in the sky,
And it’s all a lie,
So twisted and [bad word] 
How do you tell a son that his daddy left his mum when she fell in love with a girl like you?

Ohhh
girl like Sappho
girl like you

Ohhh
girl like Sappho
girl like you

Took a ride in her car,
She had back seat speakers
She took me to her favourite bar.
She kicked off her heels again,
Took a swing at the lampshade
And softly whispered in my ear,

Are you healthy?
Do my pheromones make you happy?
How do you tell a child that there’s no God up in the sky,
And it’s all a lie,
So twisted and [bad word] 
How do you tell a son that his daddy left his mum when she fell in love with a girl like you?

Ohhh
girl like Sappho
girl like you

Ohhh
girl like Sappho
girl like you

Are you healthy?
Do my pheromones make you happy?
How do you tell a child that there’s no God up in the sky,
And it’s all a lie,
So twisted and [bad word] 
How do you tell a son that his daddy left his mum when she fell in love with a girl like you?

Ohhh
girl like Sappho
girl like you

Ohhh
girl like Sappho
girl like you