[Andy Samberg:] Oh dang..
[Justin Timberlake:] What is it dawg?
[AS:] I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
[JT:] Didn’t get a gift for her.
[AS:] Other plans got in the way.
She’ll be so disappointed.

[JT:] [bad word] I forgot it too.
[AS:] This could have been avoided.

[Both:] What the [bad word] are we gonna do?
[JT:] My mom’s been so forlorn
Ever since my daddy left.

[AS:] Cold
[JT:] No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
[AS:] I know just what you mean,
My mom’s been so sad and gray

[JT:] Word
[AS:] My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
[Both:] Hold up.
[AS:] You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
[JT:] I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

[Both:] Slow up
[AS:] What time is it dawg?
[JT:] It’s time for a switcharoo
[Both:] We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean

Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover
We should [bad word] each others mothers
[JT:] [bad word] each others moms
I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt that [bad word] is crazy [bad word] each other's moms

[Both:]
Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

[AS:] I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ on this lube and roses
[JT:] I got my digital camera, I’m gonna take your momma through a million poses
[AS:] They will be so surprised
[JT:] We are so cool and thoughtful
[AS:] Can’t wait to pork your mom
[JT:] I’m gonna be the [bad word]  she can be my waffle
[Both:] Shout up
[JT:] My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
[Both:] Straight up
[AS:] Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style
[Both:] This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day

Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover
We should [bad word] each other's mothers
[JT:] [bad word] each other's moms
I’ll push in the way
Where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt that [bad word] is crazy [bad word] each other's moms

[AS:] Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
[JT:] It would be my honor to be your new step-father
[AS:] While you’re in my mother
Make me another brother
And while I’m in your mother
I’ll never use [bad word] [JT:] OH

[Both:]
Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I’m gunna  her right

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover