Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone

I'm a Korean [4 times durind this]
Oh hello, remember me? My name's DJ Not Nice
You might remember me from last record Ching Chang Chong
You made me very rich, now I roll in American money

I'm a Korean
And i'd like my food chinese cooked right
Cause they're not giving me the good rice
And the [bad word] giving me my food looks like a [bad word] I don't like how my beef pork looks like
And the last time i eat your food i got the
Rice chicken beef tofu now i [bad word] while i'm peeing

And you might not belive i could fight
I'm a white belt but i have two stripes
I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white Europeans
I would like to just drink my bud light
Maybe bomb a couple thing in Hawaii
And blow up the countries i don't like
Cause i'm a Korean

I'm not that nice (uh uh)
I build a bomb (yeah)
Then pick a country (you)
And blow it up
I work for NASA (cool)
We look at stars (wow)
You know Apollo
That movie is good

I talk like ching chang chong
Why do you drop on me so much Napalm
I've been trained to kill with my Tai Kwan Do
And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store
B-B-B-B-Bonzai
I like to play magic cards
You heard of china
I was in charge of china town in Vietnam
I'm still around
You [bad word] through to play

When i play poker i just throw all my chips in
Hello, i'm yellow just like Homer Simpson
I smoke coke, it's fun
You think i'm joking man
I made alot of money from Poke'mon

I'm a Korean
I think Michael Jackson's a good guy
I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys
Cause in my country we can touch young guys
On their [bad word] And my wife is 13 and cooks my
Find More lyrics at www [bad word] Macaroni n' cheese so good I
got her out on the street
For a good good price (10 years ago)

I'm not gonna lie (uh uh)
I like it rough (uh huh)
Hillary Clinton
Let's get it on (woo)
I have a missile (uh huh)
It's very small (so small)
It's in my pants (hehe)
I can't get it up (aww)

I bomb New York (oops)
Better luck (Next time!)
You heard of London (uh huh)
Not anymore (aww)
I bomb Iran (yeah)
Oops that's Japan
(Not again)
I made a goof
Now i gotta start again

I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari
If i bomb your crib, yep sorry
I'm a ninja warrior
I went to Harvard, I bomb Pearl Harbor
I want the whole world to know that i'm powerful
Chi Pa Po Fei Foogi
(I am small [bad word] 

Everyone to the floor, we all gonna die (die die die)
Put your heads between your legs and say ko ni chi wa(wa wa wa)
Death to all, [bad word] the world cause i like Tupac (pac pac pac)
Now the world must stop (stop stop stop)
cause of my small [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] 

One day you'll say why is everyone dead
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said
Now we all are slaves, [bad word] this place
It's planet of the apes (oh okay)

I'm a Korean
And i'm not gonna beef with suge knight
Because i think that if he heard my
My Tupac parody he'd find me and tell me i'm stealing

And i'd like my chinense food cooked right
I don't like Japanese or the Thai
I would like to see the whole world die
Cause i'm a Korean

Thanks to Eh-Pic. for correcting these lyrics

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