Ya wanna know about furries, well I'll tell ya now
 [bad word] to the right bird to know what being furry is about
 And ya better listen good
 Or ya won't understand what must be understood

 To make sense of all the ref-rences [bad word] up in the songs I'll be presenting
 So pay attention to this information
 Here's the short version for the impatient

 Furries are an Internet subculture
 Who are fans of anthropomorphic animal characters
 And they bring them to life in any way they can
 In costumes, illustration, roleplay and animation

 Anthropomorphic means like human
 But not entirely quite human
 So animal mascots or animal cartoons
 Are the kind of characters I mean to refer to

 And every furry has a character like this
 character that they identify with
 And that's their furry identity
 Yes that's who they are to the [bad word] 
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 Listen up!

 The spaces we express and share our furriness
 Are on the Internet, that's where so many furries get
 Together in thousands in [bad word]  Like Second Life, FurryMUCK or Fur Affinity

 Virtual international space
 And it's hard to discriminate
 Nobody knows your gender or race
 When you're a talking animal instead of a human face

 And we have real world conventions
 Like Anthrocon or Further Confusion
 In the Furry Autonomous Zone
 Alongside your own kind, ya know that you're not alone

 When [bad word] to the details, we may disagree
 We're as diff'rent from each other as we can be
 In our interests, in our uality,
 You may have heard the myth but this is the reality:

 There's all kinds of furries,
 no matter what you've heard,
 We all find our own place
 In the furry universe,
 For some furries their space
 Is kinky or perverse
 But it's not always that way
 'Coz furries are diverse

 We are people playing pretend
 That's all it is in the end
 Every furry's got their own motivation
 For participation in the furry congregation

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