Hi, I'm John Waters and this is The creep 

When you're out at a club and you see a fly girl, do the creep. Do the creep 
And if you wanna make friends at the ATM do the creep. Do the Creep. 

Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet. 
It's real easy to do, and it's called The Creep 
Let your hands flop around like a marionette 
Pop your knees up and down and chicken your neck 

Now pull your waist band up like you expectin' a flood 
And slick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud. 
Trim up your pencil moustache, and pop them peepers 
Bump this in your speakers you're a certified Creeper! 

When you see a country peach layin' out at the beach, do the Creep. Do the Creep. 
And when a fine P.Y.T. walks in front of your tree, do the Creep. Do the Creep. 

I was six years old when I started Creepin' 
My parents took it to their room and I started peepin' 
You can imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads 
And saw my little [bad word] creepin' at the foot of the bed 

They knew I was a Creep since the day I was born 
Came poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn 
Yeah the doctor caught my head and he started freakin' 
Cause I came out clean, and I came out Creepin 

When I was a girl I'd creep in the boys locker room 
Hide deep inside, it was my little Creep stalker room 
As they disrobed I was oogling and ogling 
Little did they know that for me they were modeling 
And I would laugh (ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha) 
And they would dance (la la la la la la la la) 
So pop your peepers and tweak out your sneakers 
Don't [bad word] on get your creep on with me 

When you go and get to sweatin' off the bride at a weddin' do the Creep. Do the Creep 
When you sneak into a wake and you see a beefcake do the creep. Do the creep 
When the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body, do the creep. Do the creep. 
So get your knees flexin' and your arms T-Rexin' and creep. Do the Creep 

...and don't forget to smile